The Vicious Cycle of Valve Fps Beginners

"Vicious cycle" is a title commonly referred to things in a video game that happen that happen over and over again, similar to how a cycle goes. Here, I will describe the life of some people when they first start playing Valve games

Game Terms I will use

• W+M1: Holding down your mouse and the W key while you hold a weapon
• Gaben: CEO of Valve
• F2P: A term commonly used to describe new players or noobs
• Fps: First person shooter
• Tryhard: Someone who takes a game to seriously

The Cycle

1. Download the game
2. Open it
3. Join a server
4. Don't know what in the world is going on
5. Grab a random weapon and go W+M1 on this random guy all the way on the other side of the map
6. Miss every single shot
7. Run out of ammo before you even reach there
8. Go W+M1 with your melee weapon
9. Get knifed to death
10. Do some research on the game
11. Learn how to use your weapons
12. Finally get one kill and taunt like a tryhard
13. Get knifed to death by that same guy
14. Get called an F2P for your bad skills
15. Learn that you must buy virtual items to be considered pro
16. Waste $10000 dollars on buying dumb looking stuff
17. Your skill doesn't improve but everyone bows to you like you're God
18. Be happy for 5 seconds
19. Regret wasting those $10000 on trash
20. Delete the game and wait a few months
21. Repeat